Paintship Troopers writeup
UE's Euro based death squad attended some German, bug based paintball fun.
As usual, this report contains facts of the highest order. And being German, they were indeed orderly facts.
Paintship Troopers writeup Euro Big game writeup
Brexit means Brexit, except when it doesn't.
To ensure that UE can still trade with the EU, we have been slowly building up an offshore section of the team.
Initially this is within the EU, and to that end we sent them to scout the Euro Big Game.
Euro Big game writeup North Versus South writeup
Universal Exports took a step back from leadership this year at North Versus South.
It was a tough game or hard fighting and equally hard drinking. Get yourselves ready, and strap in for writeup
North Versus South writeup V3 writeup
Even more snow based paintball was on the menu at
With all the cold UE are starting to resemble polar explorers; unkept and haggard... but definitely less
Underground nuclear lolz were had at
Urban's recent Fallout at Drakelow.
Top paintball. Shit weather.
Renegade reporter Malcolm 'Thrust' Nunn has submitted a report to UE. A devastating report of factual facts.
Actually, these are more like stories from a drunk. We're pretty sure the report smelled a bit of piss too.
This report contains men in basques, a man in a dress, some cheese as well as anally administered lighter.